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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 04/13/2009 : 6:50:17 PM
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You get a stupid kind of hope before shit like tonight, but deep down inside you know nothing ever really changes.
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:06:44 PM
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Big long-ass Orton/HHH/McMahon recap video opens up the show, all very exciting if you've amnesia or you're retarded.
Live from Atlanta GA, which is so much more than a delta hub.
Grish and Ross are present as well as Striker and some boy.
Champ Vs Champ, Cena Vs Swagger announced for later. Wander if I can suspend my disbelief?
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:11:02 PM
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Fat Dave Mendoza in the ring, not THAT much of reaction or is that just me, some boos and a small ROH wannabe "Welcome back" chant.
Dave reveals it's retribution, not steroids that fuels him, he hates waiting too, so do I, queues suck.
Dave threatening to destroy a building, Shane'O out. Vince has the strut, Shane has the pansy run.
Shane wants to do "things" to Orton, he wants him so bad.
HHH out, 14 minutes in and not so much as a punch thrown. HHH claims ownership of Orton.
Vickie out, huge heel reaction, Vince must be chuffed. She rambles for a while and books 3-2 action, legacy vs HHH/Shane/Dave for a shot at Orton next week. This would probably be good if Orton was really hated, he isn't imo so this shit falls flat. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:21:14 PM
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PJ Blands sounds good, fuck Chilli's and fuck Ozzy. Ah fuck, here comes autozone and the pedo-oven.
Rey Vs Bourne for a draft pick. Only 25 minutes in and we have some wrestling happening.
Some very nice wrestling happening. Cole is such a cunt.
3 minute match, Rey wins with a 619 and a trout splash.
MVP drafted to RAW, and with him comes the US title. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:29:58 PM
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Kane Vs Spanky for another draft pick? OK... JR looks a bit pissed off by this, quite right too.
About a minute and Kane wins with the goozle.
Big Show drafted to RAW, King sounds like he pissed himself.
Another break, what the fuck? Time for drink methinks. |
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wrestlingontap
Denny Crane Of Forums
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:31:44 PM
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This is underwhelming. I thinks that Cena might win the Champ vs Champ thingy, Unless Edge causes him to lose and Rey Rey is the last pick in the draft to ECW
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:32:44 PM
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wrestlingontap
Denny Crane Of Forums
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:34:29 PM
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:37:03 PM
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Vickie talks with Chavo, Orton in, don't know or care what happened, something about next week.
Swagger gets buried by Cena backstage, The all American Jackass isn't amused.
Ah fuck, here comes the divas, and what the fuck we've got another break. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:45:29 PM
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I'm running low on smokes. My RAW feed for tonight comes from Connecticut just so you know.
3 on 3 whore match. I'm really into Natalya (no literally), just thought you should know that about me.
McCool says sorry quite loudly, thats the highlight, lovin life wins.
Smackdown get Melina, glad I don't watch that show. Mo the ho coming to RAW real soon then. |
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Derek
American Gladiator
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:57:26 PM
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"I am the king of wishful thinking!"
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 7:58:31 PM
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Hope my mics and mixer show up soon, what? Oh I've stopped caring about RAW, this DishNetwork ad is more gripping.
Why is King that colour? Draft update in case that amnesia's kicked in again.
Champ Vs Champ now? Oh dear, my feed is crapping out a bit, what a shame.
Cole just dropped a bollock, you can almost hear Vince balling him out on the cans.
Swagger looks impressive, Cena is good at selling for people, shame he has the shitty habit of always winning no matter how much of an asskicking he takes. Masterlock returns, Cena hulks out of it. Cena false finish and we have another break.
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Derek
American Gladiator
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 8:06:13 PM
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| Why vince hates me........wasn't hhh already on RAW? |
"I am the king of wishful thinking!"
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 8:08:16 PM
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I like these guys, they're from Belfast http://www.myspace.com/abandcalledboy
Back and double down. Swagger getting the guts of the offense but here comes superman. SNOOZE!
RAW gets two draft picks.
Matt "The Black Cloud" Hardy coming to RAW.
Triple H also coming to RAW, does any of this make any difference? How will the titles get balanced out this year?
Edge attacks Cena. This would work, Punk in for MITB and gets drafted to Smackdown later. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 8:09:55 PM
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| On second thought, Punk cashes in after the 3-2 match and takes HHH's belt back to Smackdown. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2009 : 8:25:09 PM
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Legacy team talk, just to clarify whatever Vickie said earlier. Cody gives the game away.
Santino out, in a match, when was the last time that happened? Wander if he's still shit?
Fuck these breaks.
Khali is the dirty italian's opponent. The big man wins fast.
Next draft pick is CM Punk to Smackdown. Gavin scratches his beard ponderously. |
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