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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/30/2009 : 8:58:01 PM
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Thank god, Cena heading to the ring, haven't seen nearly enough of him tonight.
I liked Big Show better when he had hair (on top of his head). Cole is obsessed with Show's weight, is Cole his feeder?
Show looks a bit leaner, but is still moving like a Maury Povich viewer.
Here comes superman, fame-asser but kicked to the outside for break, wander what'll happen when we go back? |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2009 : 9:05:31 PM
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Pussy pack indeed.
Is Quiznos hoping to creep people into buying their shit?
$15 for a live RAW ticket?
The clocks went forward an hour at the weekend so I'm up to 4am tonight, which sucks when you have to get up at 8am, this guy with the gun behind me is a right cunt.
Show on top with a sleeper, Cena fightback cut off again, the law of physics comes into play. Chokeslam, Show wins. I'm shocked, even so close to WM I wasn't expecting Cena to lose.
Edge in for a post match bollickin on Cena, how will he win the title now? The odds are so stacked against him, it's so unfair. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2009 : 9:20:51 PM
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Holy shit! HBK got the clan in for Smackdown? He's friends with Doc then?
Break, Shawn shows us the way with a coffin.
Sharpies were right, the green midget has a house under the ring! Wise men.
Back from break, HBK FUNeral time, still toked to the cock.
Pastor Micheals, 10 minutes long at least. Taken shows a lack of common sense and relies on wrestling fans to help him, which costs him of course. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2009 : 9:34:01 PM
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First 5$footlong of the night, now with sidekicks. The day Autozone help me is the day I die, I fucking swear.
What people in the states call Lays chips, we call Walkers crisps. Lays is a bad name for anything, hope you're all embarassed.
How do we make tonight's RAW more unwatchable? Show us what wrestling used to be like. Austin HOF video, smashing.
MITB 8 man match, didn't we have this last week? Or at least something very similar. WM "preview" matches are great, when the WM matches are good, they really aren't this year. Break!
Star Trek movie ad, sad to say thats the highlight of the night and I ain't no trekkie. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2009 : 9:42:07 PM
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No one going to comment on my sweet sig? That's a former Miss NI, in a Linfield shirt.
Pretty lame Hardy video. Another match in the "Don't give a fuck" pile.
8 man cluster filler match. Why's King saying Fit Finlay? Welcome to WCW you fat cunt.
Punk is like an AIDS ridden RVD rip-off. Kane wins the match, I'm sure we all care about that.
I really wanna go to bed.
Orton address next. Wander where HHH is? Break. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2009 : 10:03:21 PM
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Jeff Jarrett wishes he could get Kid Rock in for TNA.
Orton slow walks it to the ring alone. Recap of the HHH Orton saga, as off putting as it sounds.
Shane McMahon's sweet wife Stephanie, Orton's lost it or the Birchill incest angle was true to life.
Vince! Thought they'd save that for WM. Shane'O out too. And finally HHH.
Brawl to close, goodnight, finally. |
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wrestlingontap
Denny Crane Of Forums
USA
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Posted - 03/31/2009 : 07:39:58 AM
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I absolutely love your recaps, and thank you for allowing me to watch ppvs for free.
A couple of things though.
1. Lays is an awesome name for anything
2. I don't know if it is sleep deprived typing or language barrier, but I don't understand half of what your saying, but I still am entertained by it. |
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Derek
American Gladiator
USA
317 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2009 : 3:32:08 PM
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| Isn't raw supposed to be watchable on the way to wrestlemania? This is just terrible. I'm also really annoyed by them just throwing everybody from smackdown and raw on each show, doing it for MITB is fine, but for every match is just dumb. It's feels like they're shoving the main events down our throats. Oh yeah, they are!!! And they better announce something for the ECW title, and it better involve evan bourne. |
"I am the king of wishful thinking!"
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2009 : 6:10:00 PM
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Bourne for MITB, I can't see them having a ECW title match at WM. Shame for Swagger but maybe it's too early for him.
And what is you're not understanding from my ramblings? Maybe the ads, more than likely I'm watching a stream from a different city/region so they'd be different I'd assume. |
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Derek
American Gladiator
USA
317 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2009 : 8:47:44 PM
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| Oh, he knows the ads. If it's to early for swagger, then explain to me how Chavo got a match at last years mania. And it doesn't matter if it's too early, the guy is a "champion", and should be featured. For shit sake, the intercontinental title is on the line at mania, that hasn't happened in years. For some reason, it seems that wwe has totaly thrown this card together, they must have dropped that whole "long term booking" idea. |
"I am the king of wishful thinking!"
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Derek
American Gladiator
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Posted - 03/31/2009 : 8:53:59 PM
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Why does vince hate me? For ruining ecw this week, it's RUINED!!!!
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"I am the king of wishful thinking!"
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