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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
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 Posted - 03/23/2009 : 8:11:27 PM
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Opening segment, Jericho kicking the shit out of Flair. Nice beating, shame it makes no sense. Jerry fuckin Lawler standing right there doing nothing, no one from the back coming out? Flair must really be hated going by this logic.
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/23/2009 : 8:15:32 PM
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First match, Hardy Vs Dolf Spirit Squad.
Jeff joined ICP or he's just trying to look like a cunt?
Jeff almost fucks up the finish, the ref reminds him about the chair spot.
Followed by the promo of a lifetime, and yeah that's sarcasm. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 8:19:11 PM
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I laugh as they recap Smackdown and Big Show struggles to lift Slimer.
Why am I watching Cena storytime? Fuck I'm really dying to see WM25 after that. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 8:34:49 PM
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Second match, MITB 8 man tag match. It doesn't really matter if you're black or white.
King mentions gangbusters, just thought I'd mention that. Finlay now heel? Nick Cage knows. I don't trust Autozone. Bond on DVD. Axe is the same as acid apparently. Midget farmer. Organisers want ME dead?
Christian hates the Irish. Black on black violence. CLB wins on RAW, good for him. Finlay ladders it up.
Ad for Cena thwarting sinister antics, what a sell. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 8:44:39 PM
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Taco Bell cross-dressing tomfoolery. Fuckin lag, had to switch streams, thank you Justin.
I laugh as people get poor and bitch about it. Get InCharge people, it's NOT a loan.
Orton/HHH ballix next, how many recaps do we need, is it that hard to fill less than 2 hours?
You know WM is gonna suck when they push the fuck right out of it like this, they have no faith the matches alone will do the job.
Orton interview. I want a pet Todd Grisham, just for a laugh. Orton threatens to rape a McMahon. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 8:58:41 PM
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Edge out next, tonight he faces Mayweather's bitch.
Eat fresh with Subway, the King commands it.
Vickie out on wheels, god I'd ride that for a week. (The wheelchair, not the hamath).
Nick Cage still knows. A lizard gets squished. Fags race, then kiss.
Shut the fuck up Cole. Show out, proceeds to push one out at ringside in front of Slimer, who doesn't like the smell.
Cena tron promo, fuck off you gimp, and stop wearing that HLA shirt, Bischoff's long gone.
Chavo enters the ring which causes a DQ, even though he didn't do anything, which makes sense. Show farts infront of Vickie and leaves, classy giant.
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 9:04:08 PM
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"Johnny, please, shut up". I didn't know Cena was in a film...
New stacker2 ads are shit. Visit Mantis.com if you're a farmer. Information is free now, finally.
Time for another beer, really hope I don't miss something.
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 9:10:04 PM
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Rey out to face Regal, who arrives with JBL. Will Regal put Rey out for a third consecutive WM? Maybe the new streak.
Cole is Queen, JBL is on commentary.
Rey face first on the apron, he's fucked but still wins. Short match (pun) followed by a dropkick throught the ropes to Jubble. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 9:22:00 PM
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Hubuka Taker recap. The mindnumbing Undertaker up after the break.
Characters are welcome, just sayin'. Maniac scotsman attacking people, what a cunt. Oven porn happening now. Midget farmer again.
I refuse to let Autozone help. Back to RAW, UT talks physics and then code breaking. Taker's got that rapey look about him tonight. He really hates HBK's music. Micheals now worships satan, in a gay hat. Kicking a 16-1 gravestone, way to spoil a cool promo. Taker chews some toffee and forgets how to leave the ring. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 9:30:57 PM
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Unlimited salad refills! Old people air tanks, on bikes or while golfing.
Santino segment, he's in the Diva WM match if he beats Mickie with a hand tied.
He looses a surprisingly entertaining match. |
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2009 : 9:57:10 PM
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Don't smoke pot kids. Beware midgets and steer clear of Autozone. House is on call, with the same story as every other week.
Fuck off with the 12 rounds shit, seriously.
Orton and Ted Jr head to the ring for the main event, I assume Cody's with Pat Paterson.
More 12 rounds crap followed by Y2J Flair recap. Lawler finally steps up, what a goat.
Trips vomits while approaching the ring. Fuck, Cody was bangin Hornswoggle under the ring, 3 on 1 gang rape on HHH, S&M handcuffs used. McBoobs out for the save. McBoobs eats mat, Trips weeps, Orton's got a hardon and kisses Steph, HHH seemed to like it. |
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wrestlingontap
Denny Crane Of Forums
USA
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Posted - 03/23/2009 : 10:09:49 PM
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Well that pretty much says it all....
Best recap I've ever read |
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wotmatt
Alan Shore Of Forums
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Posted - 03/24/2009 : 11:09:06 AM
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| my post disappeared, has anyone seen it? It needs its medication and doesn't do well on its own. |
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Derek
American Gladiator
USA
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Posted - 03/24/2009 : 4:32:55 PM
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"I am the king of wishful thinking!"
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Linfieldman
Pushy Drunk Irish Friend Of The Forums
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 7:15:34 PM
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Honky says fuck Flair.
At last Jericho has an allie now. |
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